Not drinking at the mo? We’ve got your taste buds and your social life covered. Party clean with these dirty virgin cocktails that have more flavour than danger…
0% hangover, guaranteed.
Damn Dirty Martini
This deliciously bitter mocktail will curl your ear hairs not blur your vision…
2/3 cup Olive juice
1/3 cup Water
Ravishing Raspberry Daiquiri
Tart but innocent, this refreshing frozen favourite tastes like drunk texting without the facepalm the next morning.
1 cup ice
1 cup frozen raspberries
¼ cup fresh lime juice
¼ cup honey
Secret ingredient – ¼ cup oversteeped black tea*
*to make oversteeped tea, use 2 teabags in 1 cup of water, soaked till cool.
Bloody Hot Mary*
This all-ages combo will blow your mind. Bring on the placebo, yo. And easy on the tabasco.
240 ml tomato juice
Dash lemon juice
4 (or more) drops tabasco sauce (the red one)
Pinch or two of celery salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
Freshly ground black pepper
Secret ingredient – 30 ml beef stock*
*SIDENOTE: this is not a vegetarian cocktail recipe.
Melt-In-Your Mouth Margarita
Dying for something sans alcohol that tastes like the real thing? Get your citrus-bitter ratio on, baby.
60 ml lime juice
15 ml lemon juice
22 ml grapefruit juice
15 ml apricot nectar
½ teaspoon chilli powder
¾ cup ice
Secret ingredient: 2 drops almond extract
And there you have it folks! Bottoms Up!